A guilty pleasure of mine is that I play an online horse simulation game. It's management of horses and there's a complicated training process for them, etc. Some of the people that play it are dumber than mimes.
There is a strict no multiple accounts policy, as this would make cheating easy.
I had bought a horse from the auctions when a conversation ensues:
Her: "Sorry to disturb but I really wanted that horse you just bought. It had
been my dream horse. Please I would love to have the horse please."
I go to her page and notice that her only friend is someone with the exact same username except for one letter, they've been registered for about the same time, and the person whom I bought the horse from was that "other" person. I sent the following message:
Me: "I wouldn't mind selling you back the horse, but
seeing as you most likely have multiple accounts and were trying to buy
that horse from your other account, be glad I'm not going to report you.
Multi-accounts is against Howrse rules. I would strongly suggest
closing down one of them before Howrse catches you and shuts down one
or both of them and docks you karma."
Her: "I only have one account my friend has close to the same name as me and
now she is so mad that people keep saying that both of us have more
than one account she deleted hers so no I only [have] one acount."
FAIL